Saturday, January 21, 2012

Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory

The Onion

"Things fall not because they are acted upon by some gravitational force, but because a higher intelligence, 'God' if you will, is pushing them down," said Gabriel Burdett, who holds degrees in education, applied Scripture, and physics from Oral Roberts University.

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